So… I have been thinking about writing this blog for some time now. I run across many things throughout my day that piss me off and that I would like to share with others. But since that idea is pretty negative, I decided to add something else to it: Things that don’t piss me off (or in other words, things that make me happy).
Feel Free to add to my lists 
So here is the first list:
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:
-People who drive in the “fast lane” but are being passed by semis going 65.
- Fans…mostly the ones of the “high” setting.
- Girls who crave attention…especially the ones who flirt with the opposite sex no matter what their (the guys) relationship status is.
- Smart people who think they are God’s gift to everyone and like to out you in front of everyone…or make faces to make you feel stupid whilst asking a legitimate question.
-Liars
-Drivers who get in the far right lane while coming up on a stoplight so that no one is in front of them, and then not turning when all of us behind him are.
- Lily in the mornings
- Bills
- People who call and ask “Is your mom there?”
- My cell phone
-People who reek of food…greasy, fried food
-Burnt popcorn
- People who say “yeah” in the middle of you telling them directions on how to do something. And they will never learn how to do it because they can’t possibly hear what you are saying because of all the “yeahs” and “uh huh”s.
-When things fall on the floor
- Non-English speaking people going to physical therapy. This one isn’t because I am racist…it is because we could hurt them if they don’t understand what we am telling them.
- Bottles that are too tight to open
-Crowded WalMart..I guess its not so much WalMart but the people who go there.
THINGS THAT DON’T PISS ME OFF:
-Brandon (most of the time.. …)
-Watermelon
-Scalding hot showers
- Macaroni and Cheese
- New Zealand
- Big Brother
- Febreeze
- Backpacks
- Lotion
- Getting my hair cut/dyed
- LOL-ing
-Meditating
- Stupid jokes (what kind of a key DOESN’T Open doors?……a Monkey!)
- Saturdays
- Folding Laundry
- Organizing
- Taking Pictures
- Weddings
-Dancing
- My iPod
-Pillows
- Eating
- Spider Solitaire
-HGTV
- The Sun
- Rain
- Being tired/delirious
- Pajamas
- Good song endings (Phil Collins “Can’t Stop Loving You”)
- Serendipity
- Caramel Apples
- Lists
- Horses
- Fortune Cookies
- Disney Channel Shows
- Energy Drinks
I am sure there are more items, but I think that is a good start. Even though a lot of things/people piss me off, the good stuff I enjoy will always outweigh the bad.